Limericks: Pitchers Best Friend, Squishin Fish and Endy

Pitchers Best Friend
Bases loaded, this will save the day.
Pitcher on the ropes, he’s lost his way.
There’s a mighty crack,
The shortstop is on his back,
The game ends on a majestic double play.

Squishin Fish…Or Not
What’s it gonna take to beat the fish?
Keeping them off the board is too much to wish?
My teams swings are lazy,
The Mets drive me crazy!
They’ve made my poor heart go squish.

Boom of the bat, left fielder takes flight.
The white stitched orb rises into the night.
A sprawling leap at the wall,
A desperate stab at the ball,
They will live on to continue the fight.

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